building a resume/mystery

apparently showing up to an establishment looking fly and batting my eyelashes while half-filling out an inapt application isn't going to cut it.

i'm sitting here cutting and pasting sample resumes on the internet while i stretch out my sore gams by sitting in the splits in the kitchen and loading up on 3 shots of espresso to cure my slightly hopeless introverted demeanor. something's gotta give.

i just changed my blog color palette for the first time. didn't help much. i just turned on some mates of state. helped a little.

i want to make art!!!!!!!!!